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The Flying Spagetti Monster rules!

Whenever I wonder about what I shall do I will think WWFSMD.

THE COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR FSM (KALAM STYLE)
P1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence.
P2. The universe began to exist.
P3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
P4. Since no scientific explanation can provide a causal account of the origin of the universe, the cause must be supernatural, i.e. a god.
C1. Therefore, a god exists.
P5. Gods create humans in their own image.
P6. The brains of humans resemble a bowl of spaghetti.
C2. Thus, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god.
Pastafarianism...I'm down with that!