2004/12/23
Helen, balls, monkey, wet-necks, hippopotamus sweat, racoons
So sorry to hear about Helen Kirkwood's brother. It must be especially hard at this time of year. Our thoughts are with her and her brother.
Its -32 deg C!!! Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey! It is hard to describe how cold it can get to someone who doesn't experience it. You have square tires on your car, it takes forever to warm up the car, and you don't want to ever, never stick your tongue on a metal pole! That's a mno -mno takth ith fwom meh...it huths. I guess that you wetnecks on the West coast are sittin in the sunshine....at least when its not rainin. I see they got some snow out in THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE, IE: TORONTO. They will have to call out the army to clear the snow away!
Gary and Carol leave for their trip on the 28th. they were supposed to go to the Kirkwoods but that may change because it is a bad time for Helen Kirkwood. I am sure they are going to get to Arizona sooner or later in the new year. Better take along some Hippopotamus sweat. Oh its the latest rage for use as a sunscreen...hey, have you ever seen a hippo with a sunburn?!? Yep, slather on that hippo sweat if you go out into the hot Arizona sun but keep a good grip on your golf club elsen you might lose your grip and slap your balls into the woods. Not good.
Well, I spent three days this week at the Air Museum....yesterday they had 56 little children (about age 3) in for a visit. There was about 10 little groups....a group of bees, a group of fire flies, a group of robins and when I saw a group going out to the hangar I said "See you later Alliator!" and a boy turned to me, with a very disgusted look on his face and said, "We are not alligators...we are RACOONS!"
See you RACOONS later.....keep on blogging...Happy Holidays!
peace
Helen, balls, monkey, wet-necks, hippopotamus sweat, racoons
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Its -32 deg C!!! Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey! It is hard to describe how cold it can get to someone who doesn't experience it. You have square tires on your car, it takes forever to warm up the car, and you don't want to ever, never stick your tongue on a metal pole! That's a mno -mno takth ith fwom meh...it huths. I guess that you wetnecks on the West coast are sittin in the sunshine....at least when its not rainin. I see they got some snow out in THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE, IE: TORONTO. They will have to call out the army to clear the snow away!
Gary and Carol leave for their trip on the 28th. they were supposed to go to the Kirkwoods but that may change because it is a bad time for Helen Kirkwood. I am sure they are going to get to Arizona sooner or later in the new year. Better take along some Hippopotamus sweat. Oh its the latest rage for use as a sunscreen...hey, have you ever seen a hippo with a sunburn?!? Yep, slather on that hippo sweat if you go out into the hot Arizona sun but keep a good grip on your golf club elsen you might lose your grip and slap your balls into the woods. Not good.
Well, I spent three days this week at the Air Museum....yesterday they had 56 little children (about age 3) in for a visit. There was about 10 little groups....a group of bees, a group of fire flies, a group of robins and when I saw a group going out to the hangar I said "See you later Alliator!" and a boy turned to me, with a very disgusted look on his face and said, "We are not alligators...we are RACOONS!"
See you RACOONS later.....keep on blogging...Happy Holidays!
peace
Helen, balls, monkey, wet-necks, hippopotamus sweat, racoons
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