2004/01/10
Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really Are...You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
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Where is Bam anyway??? Is it between Wham and Thank-you Ma'am?
It is a cloudy day in the Great White North. Temp is -5 deg c. Thats three BUMPHS on the BUMPH scale.
I like that word BUMPH. It means printed matter that can well be used as toilet paper... Like the Winnipeg Sun.
Not much new here 'ceptin that it is mild this weekend...gonna get colder during the week tho! Don't ya hate those people that are always looking on the dark side? They are like that guy in the Dogpatch cartoon...Joe @#$%$#&^*%, who always walked around with a cloud over his head. Enjoy today!.......Enjoy where you are right now because where you might be...you ain't! Could be in Flourida..but youse ain't!
I got called into the Aviation Museum yesterday. Those people cannot get along without me! I swear...they started out just appreciatin' my bein' there...then they gets demanding, insisting that I go once a week, then they depends on it, then they rely on it, then they miss me when I'm not there, then the CANNOT GET ALONG WITHOUT ME! AH is indispikable, ah er, indispensible! Seriously though, now they have let me loose in the gift shop. I also went down to Creative Retirement to apply for a course in Adobe Print Shop...but it was full. I do, however belong to the CR computer Club and we meet at least 2x a month, and there are 'special interest groups' that meet another 2x a month WRT digital cameras, print shop, etc. I did get into a course that shows ya how to copy LPs onto Cds...should be good.
There was this businessman who was veeeerrry busy, so busy in fact that when the opportunity came he had himself cloned! This clone would represent him at various places that, because he was so busy, the businessman preferred not to be. Only problem was, the clone had a flaw...he swore, a lot. It was F*&k this and F$#k that. He swore so much that everybody who met with him complained. Well, one day...the businessman was out for a rare walk with the clone , when they neared a cliff. The businessman had decides that it was just not worth aggrevation having a clone that swore so much, and PUSHED the clone over the cliff..............The police came and the businessman was charged with...................
Making an obscene clone fall ! bwahahahahahahha
Well, better go and start getting ready...we have our Humanist Association of Manitoba (HAM for short!)dinner meeting tonight.
LANG MAY YOUR LUM REEK....long may your chimney smoke (old Scottish saying).
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Where is Bam anyway??? Is it between Wham and Thank-you Ma'am?
It is a cloudy day in the Great White North. Temp is -5 deg c. Thats three BUMPHS on the BUMPH scale.
I like that word BUMPH. It means printed matter that can well be used as toilet paper... Like the Winnipeg Sun.
Not much new here 'ceptin that it is mild this weekend...gonna get colder during the week tho! Don't ya hate those people that are always looking on the dark side? They are like that guy in the Dogpatch cartoon...Joe @#$%$#&^*%, who always walked around with a cloud over his head. Enjoy today!.......Enjoy where you are right now because where you might be...you ain't! Could be in Flourida..but youse ain't!
I got called into the Aviation Museum yesterday. Those people cannot get along without me! I swear...they started out just appreciatin' my bein' there...then they gets demanding, insisting that I go once a week, then they depends on it, then they rely on it, then they miss me when I'm not there, then the CANNOT GET ALONG WITHOUT ME! AH is indispikable, ah er, indispensible! Seriously though, now they have let me loose in the gift shop. I also went down to Creative Retirement to apply for a course in Adobe Print Shop...but it was full. I do, however belong to the CR computer Club and we meet at least 2x a month, and there are 'special interest groups' that meet another 2x a month WRT digital cameras, print shop, etc. I did get into a course that shows ya how to copy LPs onto Cds...should be good.
There was this businessman who was veeeerrry busy, so busy in fact that when the opportunity came he had himself cloned! This clone would represent him at various places that, because he was so busy, the businessman preferred not to be. Only problem was, the clone had a flaw...he swore, a lot. It was F*&k this and F$#k that. He swore so much that everybody who met with him complained. Well, one day...the businessman was out for a rare walk with the clone , when they neared a cliff. The businessman had decides that it was just not worth aggrevation having a clone that swore so much, and PUSHED the clone over the cliff..............The police came and the businessman was charged with...................
Making an obscene clone fall ! bwahahahahahahha
Well, better go and start getting ready...we have our Humanist Association of Manitoba (HAM for short!)dinner meeting tonight.
LANG MAY YOUR LUM REEK....long may your chimney smoke (old Scottish saying).
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