2003/12/22
"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin."
Cardinal Bellarmine, 1615, during the trial of Galileo
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Below are some "googlewhacks" these are two single solitary words (no quote marks!) queries on google yielding a single page of results or better yet a solitary result. these are great! (Enron is considered one result)
Enron ran the real runaround
Steven Bliss: ambidextrous scallywags
What do you call Enron corporate officers who contributed money to Senators on both the left and the right?
Autumn Tyr-Salvia illuminatus ombudsman Who can you complain to about the worldwide coverup of the Enron conspiracy?
Joe Nilles squirreling dervishes How did an SEC spokesman privately describe Enron executives who had busily packed away their ill-gotten gains?
Aaron Kimball assonant octosyllable
Enron ran a real runaround.
Enron ran a real raw end run.
No renowned nun ran near Enron.
...well, you get the picture.
Matthew Kerste fetishized armadillo What hangs over the mantle of the gold-plated fireplace at Enron's corporate retreat in Texas?
Doug Gray panfish interrogation What Congressional Task Force will, as one Senator put it, "scale, gut, and filet" Enron accountants during their formal testimony?
Karl Windle disenthralled nimrod How did Enron's press office describe an investment advisor who changed his recommendation from "Buy' to 'Sell'?
Emma Robertson anxiousness scheduler What special job title was reserved for the secretaries of Enron's corporate finance officers?
Manik Gupta bamboozle guzzler What was the most popular mixed drink at Enron's corporate Christmas parties?
John Birq megalomaniacal
dipsomaniac After the party, how did the club bartenders describe Enron's top corporate officials?
Jeff Custer inculcating skullduggery What priority item led every agenda at Enron's Board meetings?
Chaim Schuss parochial noctambulist What 'previous occupation' should Enron's financial officers list on their next job application?
Richard Milne insolvent pachyderms Among all the negative fallout from the Enron scandal, what single thing does the Texas Republican Party fear most?
Roy Whiddon demurrable insufficiencies "Plausible denial" hints of espionage, so what other term will Enron officials use to downplay creative accounting during their criminal trials?
Jon del Castillo unmerciless politician How does Enron describe public officials who've asked that Enron employees be reimbursed for lost investments?
Craig Tucker despotism fluidics What science describes Enron exerting pressure across a huge, immoral brotherhood to produce desired effects with no obvious cause?
Glenn Hall antiestablishmentarianism
psycho Among the many unpleasant names Enron pensioners may call an Enron executive, which epithet contains the longest word?
Doc Disk flibbertigibbet boogers Among the many unpleasant names Enron pensioners may call an Enron executive, which epithet is the most kind?
Cardinal Bellarmine, 1615, during the trial of Galileo
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Below are some "googlewhacks" these are two single solitary words (no quote marks!) queries on google yielding a single page of results or better yet a solitary result. these are great! (Enron is considered one result)
Enron ran the real runaround
Steven Bliss: ambidextrous scallywags
What do you call Enron corporate officers who contributed money to Senators on both the left and the right?
Autumn Tyr-Salvia illuminatus ombudsman Who can you complain to about the worldwide coverup of the Enron conspiracy?
Joe Nilles squirreling dervishes How did an SEC spokesman privately describe Enron executives who had busily packed away their ill-gotten gains?
Aaron Kimball assonant octosyllable
Enron ran a real runaround.
Enron ran a real raw end run.
No renowned nun ran near Enron.
...well, you get the picture.
Matthew Kerste fetishized armadillo What hangs over the mantle of the gold-plated fireplace at Enron's corporate retreat in Texas?
Doug Gray panfish interrogation What Congressional Task Force will, as one Senator put it, "scale, gut, and filet" Enron accountants during their formal testimony?
Karl Windle disenthralled nimrod How did Enron's press office describe an investment advisor who changed his recommendation from "Buy' to 'Sell'?
Emma Robertson anxiousness scheduler What special job title was reserved for the secretaries of Enron's corporate finance officers?
Manik Gupta bamboozle guzzler What was the most popular mixed drink at Enron's corporate Christmas parties?
John Birq megalomaniacal
dipsomaniac After the party, how did the club bartenders describe Enron's top corporate officials?
Jeff Custer inculcating skullduggery What priority item led every agenda at Enron's Board meetings?
Chaim Schuss parochial noctambulist What 'previous occupation' should Enron's financial officers list on their next job application?
Richard Milne insolvent pachyderms Among all the negative fallout from the Enron scandal, what single thing does the Texas Republican Party fear most?
Roy Whiddon demurrable insufficiencies "Plausible denial" hints of espionage, so what other term will Enron officials use to downplay creative accounting during their criminal trials?
Jon del Castillo unmerciless politician How does Enron describe public officials who've asked that Enron employees be reimbursed for lost investments?
Craig Tucker despotism fluidics What science describes Enron exerting pressure across a huge, immoral brotherhood to produce desired effects with no obvious cause?
Glenn Hall antiestablishmentarianism
psycho Among the many unpleasant names Enron pensioners may call an Enron executive, which epithet contains the longest word?
Doc Disk flibbertigibbet boogers Among the many unpleasant names Enron pensioners may call an Enron executive, which epithet is the most kind?
