2003/12/06
this is cute and apparently very true:
ENERGIZER BUNNIES: "Lila", 71, of Massachusetts says her medical problem
is nothing to laugh about: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, which
causes her to have as many as 200 orgasms per day, starting two years
ago after surgery. "If you gave me the choice of this or never having
another orgasm as long as I live," she says, "I'll take never having
another one as long as I live." Meanwhile, Winston-Salem, N.C., pain
specialist Dr. Stuart Meloy is looking for volunteers to test a new
device he accidentally discovered. While implanting a patient with
electrodes to ease pain, he put a wire in the wrong spot and the
patient, who was awake, had an instant orgasm. He has U.S. Food and
Drug Administration approval to test a device, dubbed the "Orgasmatron"
by the press, to help women with sexual dysfunction. There's just one
problem: "I thought people would be beating my door down to be part of
the trial," he says, but so far only one woman has signed up. He needs
a minimum of 10. (Boston Globe, AFP) ...Maybe if he offers to snuggle a
little...?
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ENERGIZER BUNNIES: "Lila", 71, of Massachusetts says her medical problem
is nothing to laugh about: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, which
causes her to have as many as 200 orgasms per day, starting two years
ago after surgery. "If you gave me the choice of this or never having
another orgasm as long as I live," she says, "I'll take never having
another one as long as I live." Meanwhile, Winston-Salem, N.C., pain
specialist Dr. Stuart Meloy is looking for volunteers to test a new
device he accidentally discovered. While implanting a patient with
electrodes to ease pain, he put a wire in the wrong spot and the
patient, who was awake, had an instant orgasm. He has U.S. Food and
Drug Administration approval to test a device, dubbed the "Orgasmatron"
by the press, to help women with sexual dysfunction. There's just one
problem: "I thought people would be beating my door down to be part of
the trial," he says, but so far only one woman has signed up. He needs
a minimum of 10. (Boston Globe, AFP) ...Maybe if he offers to snuggle a
little...?

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