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"Humanism is a rational philosophy informed by science, inspired by art, and motivated by compassion. . . ." American Humanist Association
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a few festive season jokes:
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As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the Captain
came on the PA System:

"Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until this plane is at a
complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off.

To those who are seated, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and hope that
you enjoy your stay. And to those of you already standing in the aisles,
we wish you a Happy Chanukah, and welcome home."

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The fear of St. Nicholas is known as Claus-trophobia

The Five Ages of Man
(1) He believes in Santa Claus.
(2) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
(3) He dresses up to look like Santa Claus.
(4) He looks like Santa Claus.
(5) He believes he IS Santa Claus

My stockings were hanging by the chimney with care, I'd been wearing them for
months and they needed the air

I saw the .gifs of three Weissmans at a Bar Mitzvah.

If Santa went surfing would he look for a beach with a Yule tide?

The crooked Santa who broke out of jail might be called "an escape Claus."

At Christmas, children would like something that would separate the men from
the toys

If Santa Claus had a father, do you think there must have been a grandfather
Clause?

How did Rudolph know Santa fell out of the sleigh? He felt a rein-drop.
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bwahahahahahaha Merry Christmas everyone!